You should get a haircut.
Why’s that?
You look weird.
And why’s that?
Because. Everyone will notice.
And that’s a bad thing?
Yes.
Why?
Well, because you’re so noticeable. Is that so hard to understand? You’re just too conspicuous. Everyone will point their finger at you, saying: “That’s him, the weird one, see?”
But that’s just what I want.
Be weird? You’re crazy! This way, you’ll never be left alone. Don’t you know it’s best not to stick out, not to provoke?
Not sticking out is boring.